Showing posts with label mother in law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mother in law. Show all posts

Thursday, February 2, 2012

She didn't know...










Me and the Rosas got married Febuary 15, 2008. The reason it wasn't sooner was because when I met him July 2007 his nerdy ass was still legally married. He filed in May 2007 she never contested it so he was just waiting for it to be final in October. At the end of October I found out I was pregnant with Mia and thats when he moved in which we had been planning the move since late August. On Febuaury 14 I told my dad I was going to LA to get married the next day at the court house he said ok and hugged me. We went to the court house the next day. I was wearing my jeans and billabong top. We had no witness. The judge let us tell  a lady standing in line that she could cut in line for being our witness. So romantic..I know. Hahaha. Nice lady said yes went in to the room and watched us get married. Plain, simple and to the point. 












I guess we may have forgot to mention this to a few people because last year my mother in law "Calidad" asked us when did we plan on getting married. I laughed and said " huh? we've been married for 3 years" hahaha.  Opps I guess we forgot to mention it to some people.




Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Esto es Calidad..this is quality

We have a secret Nickname for the mother in law "Calidad" which means Quality. Martha is not your average mother in law. The first day I met her she offered me something to drink and came back with a Heinken Light. She said it was good por que it had less carbs. Hahaha. How many people have a mother in law who gives you a beer when you first meet her? My mother in law is no longer married to the short angry sock and sandal wearing man who is my father in law. They have been divorced for over 15 years. Her nickname comes a minor altercation she had with a girlfriend my father in law had soon after their divorce. Apparently she went over to his house and the chick opened the door and she started showing off her goods telling her "this is quality". My husbands reenactment of it always makes me laugh. One time I told my husband I was pretty sure his mom had a nickname for his penis when he was a baby since most mexican woman do and he didn't believe me. Of course I asked Martha and I was right she called it "pajarito" hahaha. A couple of weeks ago I asked her why she named my hub Juan because no body ever ever ever calls him that. 95% of the time I forget that's his first name. She told me it was because when she was 17 and pregnant with him there was a actor who was hotter then Justin Beiber named "Juan Carlos" lol. How she knows anything about Beiber is beyond me. She enjoys wine and beer which if I ever saw my mom drink more then one small coke with alcohol during the holidays I would cry. I feel bad for all the girls who have rude, bitchy, and evil mother in laws. Martha is nowhere near that. She stays out of our business. So if you have a mother in law who sucks let me tell you...sucks being you sucka and yea it's ok if your jealous. My mother in law has courage and no shame (most of the time) and I wouldn't have it any other way!