The music you should hear when somebody says "please hold"

" The hold music is so bad I wanted to kill my self" I once had a customer say that to me. Too bad I have no control what so ever when it comes to what customers hear on the other end of the phone but if I did these would be the top ten songs I would totally play and why.


1. Woe is Me covering Katy Perry's Last Friday Night because "strippers clothes are in the pool" is a lyric every realtor, homeowner and angry old person needs to hear.. "skinny dipping in the dark"  needs to be heard as well.


2. Falling Down by Atreyu. All people need to be reminded "We're all dyin' in the end". This song will refresh their memory. It may even help them not to yell at a Rep.


3. Easy E's Boyz in the hood. I can just see their faces as they hear "coz the boys in the hood are always hard  you come talkin that trash, well pull ya card knowin nutin in life but to be legit" haha.


4. Limp Bizkit's Eat you Alive because every customer should hear the song Fred wrote after Britney Spears broke his heart. "hey you misses i don't know what the fuck your name is i'm drawn to you" I guess "i'd love to sniff on them panties now" never got her attention but I bet you it would get the customers.


5. No Hard Feelings by Bloodhound gang. Cause seriously it "Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday " or any other day of your shit life so don't be fuckin rude. "Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again Ya know i wouldn't give a fuck" 


6. Beastie Boys- Sabotage since 85% of the calls are all victims of everything in life. "Listen all y'all, it's a sabotage"

7. Know your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine because callers need to remember it's not the rep on the phone. We only wanna help you. They can hear De La Rocha yell "Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, Ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite All of which are American dreams " and then remind them "Know your enemy!"


8. Chingo Bling's Put my Chanclas on. He always makes me laugh and sometimes I just wanna say "Me vale madre " to some people.

9. T.I's Get YA shit together because I swear some bitches just need to be told " match ya panties with ya bras, get ya shit together"

10. Good day by Ice Cube. Everybody should be thankful "Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd" "Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day"


Thank you for calling and you have a wonderful day!