The blog whore.

You know the man who always asks me why I'm not writing about him. Well that wonderful clumsy man with 2 left feet has officially fucked himself up wonderfully this time. See 2 days ago he thought it would be funny to run up our stairs. Why I don't know. He falls on them at least twice a month. On one of his famous fall's he ended up losing his pants along the way. A couple months ago he fell walking up the stairs carrying our 3yr old who was asleep. (he was able to keep a hold of her and not drop her) Well 2 days ago BOOM! He smashed his toes against the stairs. So now I have this poor handicap laying on my bed who is struggling to make it to the bathroom attached to our room. My poor husband his pretty face can't even save him this time because he is suffering from so much pain and crippled to the point of uselessness. I feel bad because unfortunately I can't carry him. I wish I could that way it would be easy to get him to the bathroom. I offered him a bottle to piss in but he declined. He slowly suffered on his way to the bathroom holding on to everything insight and breaking my towel rack in the process. Apparently it couldn't hold anything over 200lbs. Shitty thing about having 2 broken big toes is that they can't put a cast on him and send him on his way. Wish him luck he need's to be way better tomorrow.

Looks like no Xbox for a few weeks. He's gonna have to look at this picture when he feels withdraws.