For right now it's the simple B's. Most girls in my family are full C's or more. Me? I'm luckily a B.... A Fredricks of Hollywood bra does wonders though. Thank you to my cousin Nev who introduced me to them. I've wondered for many years what it would be like to get a boob job and by years I mean since I was like 13. Screw the handful B's I want some full size C's. Fake boobs are not for strippers and porn stars only. I wanna look good and feel comfortable walking in front of the hubs without a bra on. I want my flower tattoos I have on each side of my boobs to look prettier and fuller. The only time mine look good is when nursing and full of milk. I wanna ditch the padded bras. I've never felt fake boobs but I want to. Lol. I'm just curious to see what they feel like. I might get the guts to ask a fake boob owner one day to let me feel those dam things.
What keeps me from going into a plastic surgeons office and gettin myself financed for some amazing tatas? Living in Vegas for one. I have seen so many bad boob jobs it's sad. Im pretty good at spotting those fake things. I've seen the big hard round way super far apart from each other ones. Then you have the ones that look like they have baseballs in their chest. Others that make the skin so stretched out it looks like their skin is going to rip open. Another thing that scares me about the fake tits is losing my feeling in them. Ahhhhhh! Can you imagine not having feeling there? I don't know about most chicks but that would so suck in my book. I wouldn't want to be like the rich mom from "Mean Girls" ewwwwww. If my boobs turned out being to far apart I would cry! Im also scared of the surgery. Would I want them through the belly button? Fuck no! Under the boob under the breast meat ouch! What if my implant bursted open? That would be expensive to fix. How would I look when I'm 70 (if I live that long) rockin fake boobs? Tattoos is one thing but boobs that's a whole other world. Another thing is that I couldn't just go in for a boob job I would have to get a tummy tuck as well. My 2 kids have fucked up my stomach. No amount of crunches could help that poor thing. It needs to have the stomach muscles sewn back together and have some of those stretch marks a million mederma tubes could never fade away removed. Having both of these things done by a good good doctor would cost well over 10k. At my current rate of poorness I'll never get there...hahaha. But you never know maybe some day? Ok no not really but I could day dream about it can't I?
These are way tooooo big for her and way to far away from each other.
Baseball? WTF. Ewwwwwww.
Perfect...lol.
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